keep calm and *the longest fart you can imagine*

keep calm and *the longest fart you can imagine*
why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud
*gets down on one knee* will you go away
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about
(Source: vans-supreme)
I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING

too much random dancing huh

(Source: thedeadflagbluesclues)
starships were meant to fly
hands up and imagine how is touch the sky
Lets do this one last time
Don’t dead open inside
